I can tell I’m getting cabin fever already — it’s not even the end of January and I’m already restless and occasionally worthless. I don’t feel like writing, I don’t feel like crafting, reading puts me to sleep.
It’s this late sunrise/early sunset that throws what circadian rhythm I have left off into a whirling dervish.
So to fulfill my antsy pantsiness, here are a few totally useless facts that will make you smile.
- The King of Hearts is the only king in a deck of cards without a mustache. (I wonder if he feels left out.)
- “Dreamt” is the only word in the English language that ends with “mt.” (MmmHmm…mt)
- Pogonophobia is the fear of beards. (maybe that’s what the King of Hearts has!)
- If you open your eyes in a pitch-black room, the color you’ll see is called “eigengrau.” (I thought it was just called black.)
- “Tesseradecades,” “aftercataracts,” and “sweaterdresses” are the longest words you can type using only your left hand. (I see you all trying a bunch of words holding your right arm behind your back.)
- It’s impossible for you to lick your own elbow. (I see you trying this, too!)
- A “jiffy” is about one trillionth of a second. (Sometime during the late 18th or early 19th centuries, scientist Gilbert Newton Lewis defined a jiffy as the amount of time it takes light to travel one centimeter in a vacuum, which is about 33.4 picoseconds or one trillionth of a second.)
- It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs… but not downstairs. (I can’t say I’ve ever tried this.)
- The little dot above a lowercase “i” and “j” has a name. (What is it???)
- Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself. (How lovely.)
- The little dot is called a “tittle”.( it’s likely a combination of the words “tiny” and “little” since it is an itty-bitty dot.)
- A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. (I never noticed.)
- You can’t hunt camels in Arizona. (I never checked that out in Wisconsin.)
- Most car horns are in the key of F. (and still obnoxious.)
- Napoleon’s penis was sold to an American Urologist for $40,000.
Ahem…. and with that …
Thank you Best Life and Thought Catalog for spicing up my boring day.







































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