Dumb Caturday/Doggerday Jokes

Caturday and Doggerday are silly days. Just check out the name! So what’s a Saturday without a couple of dumb jokes to start it with? 

What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone.

Why do cats always get their way? They are very purr suasive!

How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.

What should you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.

What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mewsic.

What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.

Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine.

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark

What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”

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What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard! It’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Policeman: “Excuse me Mister, but were you aware that your dog has been chasing a guy on his bike?” Dog Owner: “Are you nuts? My dog is not even able to ride a bike.”

Why did the Eskimo name his dog “Frost”? Because “Frost” bites.

Which dog always knows what time it is? A watch dog.

Why is a noisy yappy dog like a tree? They both have a lot of bark.

What do you have if you breed a cocker spaniel with a poodle and a rooster? A cockerpoodlepoo!

Why do dogs make terrible dancers? Because most of them have two left feet.

What is the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? Well, one of them wags his tail and the other tags his whales.

What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.

What kind of dog is the quietest sleeper of all? A hush puppy.

Happy Caturday!