Caturday and Doggerday are silly days. Just check out the name! So what’s a Saturday without a couple of dumb jokes to start it with?
What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone.
Why do cats always get their way? They are very purr suasive!
How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
What should you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mewsic.
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine.
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark
What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”

What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard! It’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Policeman: “Excuse me Mister, but were you aware that your dog has been chasing a guy on his bike?” Dog Owner: “Are you nuts? My dog is not even able to ride a bike.”
Why did the Eskimo name his dog “Frost”? Because “Frost” bites.
Which dog always knows what time it is? A watch dog.
Why is a noisy yappy dog like a tree? They both have a lot of bark.
What do you have if you breed a cocker spaniel with a poodle and a rooster? A cockerpoodlepoo!
Why do dogs make terrible dancers? Because most of them have two left feet.
What is the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? Well, one of them wags his tail and the other tags his whales.
What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
What kind of dog is the quietest sleeper of all? A hush puppy.
Happy Caturday!




